jimjampageykins:

And then his mood level will drop until he pees himself.

“Remember that everyone you meet is afraid of something, loves something and has lost something.”

— H. Jackson Brown Jr.  (via makethemdream)
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6 hours ago
Source: hqlines
Reblogged From: abrandnewtomorrow

pardonmewhileipanic:

akinators-boyfriend:

nobody came to his birthday party

SHUT UP OKAY THAT MADE ME REALLY FREAKING SAD OKAY LOOK HOW SWEET AND CUTE HE LOOKS POOR BABY 

i don’t even know this snake and i feel guilty for not being there

“People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water.”

— 

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via artfucker1996)

463,070 notes

6 hours ago
Source: cachaemic
Reblogged From: spoopy-ukej

shinee-as-super-heroes:

moist-taolettes:

coolranchdoritoslocos:

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

image

Accurate.

isicklahey:

Four score and seven beers ago

294,047 notes

12 hours ago
Source: memewhore
Reblogged From: rainbowdogma

angry-poems:

this month’s horoscopes

TAURUS: dirt
GEMINI: ether
CANCER: paper
LEO: hair
VIRGO: milk
LIBRA: blood
SCORPIO: cement
SAGITTARIUS: meat
CAPRICORN: grass
AQUARIUS: marrow
PISCES: whiskey
ARIES: bone

5,147 notes

12 hours ago
Source: angry-poems
Reblogged From: rainbowdogma

cyberjock:

*watches 1 episode of anime*

ah yes now i can reblog it

16,919 notes

12 hours ago
Source: cyberjock
Reblogged From: rainbowdogma

avatarparallels:

I’m an old lady!

8,801 notes

12 hours ago
Source: lyfestile
Reblogged From: rainbowdogma

bulbul-e-bismil:

OH VAMPIRE LAKE

TEACH ME EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW

34,445 notes

12 hours ago
Source: gottsmote
Reblogged From: rainbowdogma

wirrow:

lyingsincerely:

tiny bedtime story by wirrow

one for the little ones

radicalfarts:

eraserheadsbaby:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

IM SCREAMING

279,394 notes

12 hours ago
Source: hohokev
Reblogged From: rainbowdogma

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